This is what Answers In Genesis passes off as comedy. The human race is a huge disappointment.
Answers In Genesis
Three Ninjas...
Three Ninjas is a man. Not a band. He's just one guy. One fucking guy. Got it? Raised in the far away land of Louisiana, Three Ninjas traveled to Seattle after Hurricane Katrina and discovered the rap musics. He now blesses the Pacific Northwest with his signature blend of nerdy, semi-socially conscious art rap and romantic electronic music. He performs high energy shows that sometimes border on stand up comedy dance parties. And he's handsome.
Free Album – Tits At Your Christmas Party
I’ve decided to compile all my free songs into one convenient album. And I’ll keep updating this album as I add free songs! This is seriously some of my best work, and I’m extremely proud of each and everyone one of these songs. And there’s like three genres of music or whatever. At least! Tell your friends!
Collab With Julia Massey!
I just did a song with my good friend Julia Massey, of Julia Massey and the Five Finger Discount fame. It’s called The Greatest Song On Earth, and it’s not just a clever name. We’re simply being honest.
DvOD Record Release – Seattle, WA – 04/13/12 – Cafe Venus / The Mars Bar
| Who | DvOD Record Release |
| When |
Friday, April 13, 2012
8:00pm
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21+
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| Where |
Cafe Venus / The Mars Bar (map)
609 Eastlake Ave E
Seattle, WA |
Art Rap Is Okay! – Seattle, WA – 02/17/12 – Nectar Lounge
| Who | Art Rap Is Okay! |
| When |
Friday, February 17, 2012
8:00pm
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21+
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| Where |
Nectar Lounge (map)
412 North 36th Street
Seattle, WA |
What Are You Doing December 20?
You’re coming to this show! Celebrate the beginning of Earth’s last year of existence at the White Rabbit in Fremont with me and the homies Q Dot and Scribes. They’re legit rapper guys, so I’m probably going to embarrass them. I will at least try!
Three Ninjas, Q Dot, & Scribes – Seattle, WA – 12/20/11 – The White Rabbit
| Who | Three Ninjas, Q Dot, & Scribes |
| When |
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
9:00pm
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All Ages
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| Where |
The White Rabbit (map)
513 N 36th St, Suite E
Seattle, WA |
Side Pony w/ Three Ninjas & Ovenrake @ The Josephine – Seattle, WA – 11/19/11 – The Josephine
| Who | Side Pony w/ Three Ninjas & Ovenrake @ The Josephine |
| When |
Saturday, November 19, 2011
9:00pm
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All Ages
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| Where |
The Josephine (map)
608 NW 65th St in Ballard
Seattle, WA |
| Other Info |
Sarah Katherine Lewis (And How She Loves Me)
I made some new music, and this one comes with some love from my friend Sarah Katherine Lewis, who loves me.
She made me a couple of pictures to go with the song, but I could only use one on the Bandcamp page. Since I have a thing for people putting my name on their body parts, I figured I’d share them both here:
CESCHI / Rickolus / Kaigen / Three Ninjas & tangentbot – Seattle, WA – 09/26/11 – Chop Suey
| Who | CESCHI / Rickolus / Kaigen / Three Ninjas & tangentbot |
| When |
Monday, September 26, 2011
9:00pm
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All Ages
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| Where |
Chop Suey (map)
1325 East Madison Street
Seattle, WA |
| Other Info | $8 |